Angry Orcha-Rita

Happy Thirsty Thursday!  Angry Orchard posted this drink recipe on Facebook right before Cinco de Mayo.  It’s pretty tasty, though, so don’t limit consumption to the beginning of May.

Angry Orcha-Rita | A Nerd Cooks

You’ll need:

  • 1.5 oz. tequila
  • 1/2 oz. triple sec
  • 1 bottle Angry Orchard Crisp Apple

In a pint glass (rimmed with salt, if you’d like), combine the tequila, triple sec, and Angry Orchard over ice.  Stir.  Drink!

Chocolate Lofthouse Cookies

I made these cookies a couple of weeks ago and brought them to school.  People really seemed to enjoy them!  If the word “lofthouse” isn’t exactly setting off any bells in your mind, no worries.  This is what they look like.  This recipe isn’t as sweet as the originals, and is (obviously) chocolate.  I think you’ll enjoy the updates.

Chocolate Lofthouse Cookies | A Nerd Cooks

I found this recipe on Handle the Heat.

You’ll need:

For the cookies - 

  • 6 cups all purpose flour, divided, plus more for rolling
  • 1 tsp baking soda
  • 1 tsp baking powder
  • 3/4 tsp salt
  • 3/4 cup unsweetened cocoa powder, plus more for rolling
  • 2 sticks unsalted butter, room temperature
  • 2 cups granulated sugar
  • 3 large eggs
  • 1 tsp vanilla extract
  • 1 1/2 cups sour cream or plain Greek yogurt

For the frosting - 

  • 2 sticks unsalted butter, room temperature
  • 1 tsp vanilla extract
  • 1 1/4 cups powdered sugar
  • 3 tbs unsweetened cocoa powder
  • 6 tbs heavy cream
  • sprinkles

In a medium bowl, sift 5 cups of the flour,  baking soda, baking powder, salt, and cocoa powder.

In the bowl of a stand mixer, beat the butter and  sugar at medium speed until light and fluffy (about 3 minutes). Add the eggs, one at a time, mixing until incorporated. Add the vanilla and sour cream/Greek yogurt and beat on low speed until combined. Gradually add the flour mixture and beat until just combined. The dough should be a pliable consistency for rolling, so add additional flour, about 1/4 cup at a time, until pliable (up to 1 cup more flour) if necessary. Divide the dough into two chunks and flatten each into disks. Wrap with plastic wrap and chill in the refrigerator for 6 to 8 hours or overnight.  Mine stayed in the fridge over a weekend, and it was fine.

Preheat the oven to 425 degrees F. Line large baking sheets with parchment paper.

Dust a work surface and rolling pin with a mixture of flour and cocoa powder. You don’t need a ton of cocoa powder, but don’t skimp on it either.  Otherwise you run the risk of making these pretty chocolate cookies kind of white.  Roll the dough out to approximately 1/4-inch thickness. Using a 2 1/2 inch round cookie cutter, cut out circles and transfer to a baking sheet.  You could also use a different cookie cutter shape if you wanted to get fancy.

Bake for 7-8 minutes. Immediately transfer the cookies to a wire rack to cool.

To make the frosting, beat the butter and vanilla in the bowl of a stand mixer. In a medium bowl sift together the powdered sugar and cocoa powder. Gradually beat in the sugar mixture until well incorporated and smooth. Add in heavy cream, 1 tablespoon at a time, until you reach the desired consistency.

Once the cookies have completely cooled, frost them and add sprinkles. Put the cookies in an airtight container at room temperature overnight before serving to allow the flavors to develop.

Baked Bay Scallops

Lately I’ve been wanting to become a little more adventurous when it comes to cooking seafood.  And here, I’m using “adventurous” a little loosely.  What I really mean is, I’ve been wanting to branch out a bit and try cooking something other than shrimp.  You can see that I did that here, with the baked salmon.  This time I dug some frozen scallops out of the freezer and had a go with them.

Baked Bay Scallops | A Nerd Cooks

I found this recipe on blogchef.net.

You’ll need:

  • 4 tbs butter, melted
  • 1 1/2 lbs bay scallops, rinsed, drained, and patted dry
  • 1/2 cup breadcrumbs
  • 1 tsp onion powder
  • 1 tsp garlic powder
  • 1/2 tsp paprika
  • 1/2 tsp dried parsley
  • 3 cloves garlic, minced
  • 1/4 cup parmesan cheese
  • fresh parsley, chopped (optional)

Preheat the oven to 400 degrees F.

Pour the melted butter into an 8 x 8 inch baking dish.  Place the scallops, in a single layer, in the dish as well.

In a small bowl, combine the bread crumbs, onion powder, garlic powder, paprika, dried parsley, and parmesan cheese.  Sprinkle this mixture over the scallops, evenly.

Bake for 20 minutes, or until the scallops are firm.  Garnish with fresh parsley.

This is optional, but these scallops are really good on top of some pasta.  I used thin spaghetti, and made a scampi-type sauce.  Toss and eat.

Kinky-tini!

I’m almost a little embarrassed to post this, given the drink’s name.  Sean, some friends, and I were in Costco picking up some booze for Memorial Day weekend, and I saw this as we were checking out.  The name struck me as funny, mostly because I frequently have the maturity level of a 12 year old.  Also, it’s a pretty pink color, and why not?  Kinky is, according to the bottle, “a naughty infusion of super premium vodka distilled 5 times with succulent mango, blood orange liqueur, and passion fruit”.  With all that said, this drink put me in mind of a cosmo.

I found this recipe on the website for Kinky Liqueur.

Kinky-tini | A Nerd Cooks

You’ll need:

  • 1 oz. Kinky liqueur
  • 1 oz. vodka
  • 3 oz. cranberry juice
  • 1 lime wedge

In a cocktail shaker, add ice, Kinky, vodka, and cranberry juice.  Shake for a few seconds and strain into a martini glass.  Imbibe!

Baked Avocado and Eggs

Here’s another one of those recipes that made me say “Have I seriously never blogged about this before??”  It’s a really delicious and easy breakfast recipe that I’ve been enjoying lately. If you’ve ever looked at recipes on Pinterest, you’ve probably come across this one.Baked Avocado and Eggs | A Nerd Cooks

You’ll need:

  • 1 avocado
  • 2 eggs
  • salt and pepper, to taste

Preheat the oven to 425 degrees F.

Slice your avocado in half and remove the pit.  Depending on how large the holes are in the avocado (where the pit was originally), you may want to scoop out a little more to make more room for the eggs.  Eat the avocado you scooped out.  It’s your right as the cook.

Set the avocado, with the flesh facing up, in a baking dish.  I like to line the baking dish with foil.  You can use it to help keep the avocado upright, and it aids with cleanup.

Crack one egg over each half of avocado.  Season with salt and pepper.  Unless the eggs are very small, or the avocado is huge, you’re going to have some of the white run over.  No biggie.

Bake for 15 minutes or more, or until the eggs are done to your liking.  Dig in!

Granny Smith Apple Cake with Browned Butter Frosting

Hello, everyone!  Today I’m posting the third, and final, guest post that I have for this week.  My lovely cousin, Julia, volunteered to show you a recipe for a delicious apple cake.  She loves food, and has done a little blogging of her own on The Pittsburgh Kitchen.  Check it out if you get a chance.  There’s always something tasty ready and waiting for you.  Take it away, Julia!
I made this recipe for my parents this weekend and it is so very delicious.  The cake is rich and sweet and the browned butter frosting is perfect on top of the appley, cinnamon goodness.picture

You’ll need:

For the cake - 
  • 4 large granny smith apples, peeled, cored, and cut into 1/4 inch slices.  
  • 1 1/2 cups chopped pecans
  • 1/2 cup butter, melted
  • 2 large eggs
  • 2 cups all-purpose flour
  • 1 1/4 cups sugar
  • 2 teaspoons ground cinnamon
  • 1 teaspoon baking soda
  • 1 teaspoon salt
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
For the frosting - 

  • 1/2 cup butter
  • About 1/4 cup milk, more or less for desired thickness
  • 1 cup powdered sugar
  • 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract
  • 1 cup whipped cream

 

Preheat oven to 350 degrees.  Bake the pecans in a pan for about 7 minutes, until toasty and fragrant.picture (4)
Mix butter, eggs, sugar, and vanilla extract until fluffy.  Add flour, cinnamon, baking soda, and salt.  Mix in apples and 1 cup of the pecans. The batter should be thick, like a cookie dough.picture (2)
Pour batter into a lightly greased 13 x 9 inch pan.  Bake at 350 degrees for 45 minutes, until a stick pushed into the center comes out clean.  Cover with frosting (recipe below) and the remaining toasted pecans.

Browned Butter Frosting

Heat the butter in a saucepan for 6-8 minutes, stirring constantly until it is a nice brown color.

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When browned, remove from heat and pour into a bowl.  Cover and chill for 1 hour, or until the butter begins to solidify.  Mix the chilled butter, milk, vanilla, powdered sugar, and whipped cream until light and fluffy.

Cherry Mojitos

Happy Thirsty Thursday, everyone!  We have another guest post for you today.  My friend, Kim, over at Feed Me, Seymour (go check her blog out b/c the food is delicious and the photos are beautiful), was kind enough to lend us the recipe for this delicious cocktail.  Take it away, Kim!
Cherry Mojitos ~ Feed Me, Seymour | A Nerd Cooks
When my blogging buddy Lauren asked me if I wanted to guest post, I didn’t hesitate for even a second before saying yes. But shortly after, the wheels in my brain started turning as to what I would make and share. There are just so many options. I wanted something that was fun and tasty but easy to make and also representative of the friendship that Lauren and I share (this involves a love of both Dexter and Liz Lemon).
This cherry mojito ended up being my choice and I am definitely happy with it. If you know Lauren, you know about her Thirsty Thursday posts. They are probably some of my favorites! I thought I would take a page out of her book and go cocktail! Think Tom Cruise and cheesy 80s clothing.
When mixed properly, this mojito is just the right amount of sassy liquor and sweet cherry mint flavors. It plays on the classic mojito with the cherry syrup and the muddled fruit at the bottom looks stunning in  a glass! Whip up a big batch of these for your next party or dinner gathering. They are the epitome of cool and refreshing.
For cherry syrup:
2 cups cherries, pitted and roughly chopped
1 cup sugarFor mojito:
2 Tbsp. cherry syrup
6 to 8 mint leaves
1 slice of lime
1 shot of white rum
club soda or lemon lime soda
DirectionsCombine cherries and sugar in a container and put in the fridge for at least an hour. The cherries and sugar will muddle and combine. In a glass, place mint leaves and cherry syrup. Add in juice from lime slice, then add the lime slice to the glass. Using the back of a spoon, muddle the ingredients gently. You don’t want to destroy the mint, only bruise it. Add in the rum and top off with club soda or lemon lime soda. Use the spoon and stir well to combine all the flavors.Makes 1 mojito with additional cherry syrup left over.